Someone School

Less noise.
More you.

You don't need more information. You need good information.

There is so much out there. Protocols, supplements, elimination diets, lab tests, conflicting headlines. Lots of noise — and navigating through it alone is exhausting.

Someone School was built for this exact moment. When you're ready to stop guessing and start with what's actually relevant to you.

Sessions

Initial intake
90 min — $200

We know it can be daunting to make an appointment with a naturopath. How many sessions will you need? Will you leave with $1,000 worth of supplements and pathology referrals? This is why we offer a single session. One conversation. No expensive testing, no overwhelming treatment plans — just a thorough look at where you are, what you're eating, what you're taking, and what you actually need.

Follow-up check-in
30 min — $120

For when you've made a start and want to check in. A focused session to review what's working, adjust what isn't, and keep things moving.

Appointment Waiting List

You should see Someone for that.

What we cover together

— A thorough case history
—A full picture of your current diet  (no judgement, a starting point)
—An honest review of any supplements you're already taking, and whether they're serving you
—Evidence-based recommendations, simply explained — no jargon, no upsell
—A clear, manageable plan you can actually follow — not a list that overwhelms

Coming later this year

Someone School: The Naturopathic Assembly

We're developing a group naturopathic coaching method to make tailored care more accessible. Naturopathic care has long been something people access when they can afford it. We think that's worth changing. 

 

Whilst you wait

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